This privacy policy sets out how https://desata.me (referred to as Desátame from here forward) uses and protects any information that you provide to us when you use our website.
Desátame is committed to ensuring that your privacy is protected. So much so that we have no intentions of using cookie tracking thingy-ma-bobs – not even for Google Analytics, because fuck Google, fuck Facebook, and fuck big tech in general. You’ll also notice that we don’t allow comments on our articles. That protects you and us. We have no desire to sift through the thousands of shit spam posts that show up on a typical blog. So fuck it. Comments are off. Deal with it. Wanna chat at us? Hit us up on LBRY/Odysee or DLive (see additional disclaimers regarding external links below first, though…).
If we decide to provide a Contact Us form (which is just an invitation for more shit spam, to be honest), or if we decide to offer the ability to join a newsletter email list (just more work that nobody will read anyway), expect the following…
WHAT WE COLLECT
We may collect the following information:
- Name
- Contact information including email address
- Whatever information you’re dumb enough to type into the message box of the contact form or into an email
WHAT WE DO WITH THE INFORMATION WE GATHER
We require this information to understand your needs and to provide you with a better service, and in particular for the following reasons:
- Internal record keeping.
- We may use the information to improve our products and services.
- We may use the information to reply back to you.
- We may use the information for marketing purposes (read newsletter email list if you signed up for one of those through a sign up form on this site).
YOUR CONSENT
By submitting your details, you consent to the use of that information as set out in this policy. When we change our privacy policy we will update the changes on this page. We will also email you if we make any changes that require your consent to our use of your information. Continued use of our services will indicate that you agree to any such changes.
WITHDRAW YOUR CONSENT
You have the right to request that we stop sending you marketing information as well as asking us to stop any future contact for marketing research. You can withdraw your consent/s that we hold in relation to any marketing preferences and/or marketing research by contacting our Data Protection Officer (yeah, cuz we totally have one of those…) through the Contact Us form we might have provided on this website (also, hitting unsubscribe at the bottom of newsletter emails totally works, too – again assuming we started one of those).
LEGAL BASIS FOR PROCESSING YOUR PERSONAL DATA
We are required to set out the legal basis for processing your personal data which will typically be one of the following:
- Our own or our third party’s legitimate business interests (for example in maintaining and promoting our business by providing customers with feedback opportunities or other instances where we have carried out a legitimate interest assessment and have established an existing legitimate interest);
- The performance of a contract we have in place with you;
- Your consent where appropriate; or
- Compliance with our legal obligations.
DISCLOSURE OF YOUR PERSONAL DATA
You agreed that we had the right to share your personal data with business partners, suppliers and subcontractors for the performance of any contract we enter into with them or you or to analytics and service engine providers that assist us with the improvement and optimization of our website.
We may disclose your personal data to third parties:
- In the event that we sell or buy any business or assets, in which case we will disclose your personal data to the prospect of seller or buyer of such business or assets.
- If we are under a duty to disclose or share your personal data in order to comply with any legal obligation, or in order to enforce a reply our terms of use and other agreements or to protect the right property or safety of our business, our customers or others.
CHILDREN
Our website is directed at an adult audience and we do not knowingly collect information for or about children. (Like, couldn’t you fucking tell from the beginning of this Privacy Policy?)
SECURITY
We are committed to ensuring that your information is secure. In order to prevent unauthorized access or disclosure, we have put in place suitable physical, electronic and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect online. (Ummm, yeah. It’s called a security plugin if you want to get technical…seems to work pretty damn good. We’ve been using it for years.)
HOW WE USE COOKIES
A cookie is a small file which asks permission to be placed on your computer’s hard drive. We’ll just restate what was typed at the very beginning of this fucking document. We have no intention of using cookies, because we have no desire to track you. So how do we use them? We don’t.
LINKS TO OTHER WEBSITES
Our website may contain links to other websites of interest. However, once you have used these links to leave our site, you should note that we do not have any control over that other website (it’s just sad that this obvious statement has to be made, but there you go). Therefore, we cannot be responsible for the protection and privacy of any information which you provide whilst visiting such sites and such sites are not governed by this privacy statement. You should exercise caution and look at the privacy statement applicable to the website in question (duh).
YOUR RIGHTS
When you use this website and provide us with your personal data you are agreeing that we may use your personal data for the purposes set out in this policy. You have the right to apply for a copy of the data we hold about you and request that we correct any personal data which you believe is inaccurate or out of date free of charge. Before we are able to provide you with or correct any information we hold on you, we may ask you to verify your identity and to provide other details to help us to respond to your request. We will only use this information to verify your identity. You can exercise these rights by contacting the Data Protection Officer through the Contact Us form that might have been provided on this website.
RIGHT TO BE FORGOTTEN
You have the right to be forgotten (subject to certain ascensions) which means we may at your request remove such personal data as permissible which we hold about you. You can exercise this right by contacting the Data Protection Officer (sheesh, this dude is popular…) through the Contact Us form that might have been provided on this website.